Juan Sheet!

This man is great, he has buns of steal which the women clearly love and he uses only one sheet of plenty to do the job that many household tissues can simply not handle. I don't usually aprove of name changes to a product that does not change one bit but this I do aprove! Audrey and Brenda can suck a fat one!

"Juan Sheet does Plenty!"

The Mighty Bear Grylls!

This guys the freakin man! I mean for your entertainment this guy goes into the wilderness to show you how to survive in different terrains! Noone I know actually takes in what he says and can actually put his advice into practice but it's still VERY cool to watch. I have seen this guy drink his own piss in a some burning sand heap and I have seen this guy climb cliffs and swim rivers to get to safety ("always follow down stream"). The man has clearly killed before even though this is never said and he is the youngest Briton to have climbed Everest. Bear has also broke his back in 3 places and still jumps out planes into baron wastelands!

To sum up Bear is the coolest man I know and I personally would let him have me....